Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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