There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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