i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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