you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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