I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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