I wish I could punch you in the face.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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