How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
NoShamevember. You game?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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