Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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