I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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