I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
