I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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