haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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