From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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