windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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