shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
