i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
