He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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