I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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