Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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