Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
