I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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