When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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