People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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