They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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