their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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