Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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