Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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