I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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