And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize