clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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