i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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