I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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