You work out of a Hotel?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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