And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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