Dignity is for republicans.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
ttyl tear gas
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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