Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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