I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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