So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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