just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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