so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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