His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
dude. I can hear the air.
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