ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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