Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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