STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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