I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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