bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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