Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
it was like having sex with a tree stump
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Damn victory sex feels great
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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