covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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