They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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