Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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