NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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