just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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