I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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