hell yes lets make some ravioli
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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