Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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