Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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