You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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